I'm the bacon bits to your salad bowl of life.

Ask me anything   If it doesn't challenge you then it won't change you.

dontlose-hope:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

universalhermit:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i am the adult supervision

*looks at sink counter*
Is that…

I FUCKED U P

every time i post a selfie now



it was one time

dontlose-hope:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

universalhermit:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i am the adult supervision

*looks at sink counter*

Is that…

I FUCKED U P

every time i post a selfie now

it was one time

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— 6 hours ago with 100862 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

The best dad joke in film history. [via]

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

— 7 hours ago with 22459 notes

beyoncevevo:

when your teacher yells at your friend for talking to you

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

— 7 hours ago with 48031 notes

stormbornvalkyrie:

"The runt of the litter! That one’s yours, Snow."

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